June 6, 1944—That day encompasses the greatness of the American fighting spirit. As the sun rose over the beach of Normandy, an airstrike of bald eagles darted through the summer air. As they approached the beach, they aroused themselves sexually. When they reached the beach, they dropped their load, blinding the Fascists bastards. You see, bald eagle cum blinds its enemies.
Subsequently, the American soldiers were allowed to land on the beach and beat the shit out of the Nazis.
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