Monday, June 2, 2014

5 Bald Eagle Mating Rituals

  1. The bald eagle mating song is the Star-Spangled Banner.  
  2. When bald eagles have sex, the whole tree shakes, causing the leaves to fall to the ground.  This phenomenon is known as fall.  
  3. Bald eagle sperm have drills for heads and can drill through steel, making them the ultimate reproductive species in nature.  
  4. Every July 4th, bald eagles take part in a nationwide orgy.  This phenomenon is known as the annual "Fuck you," to Great Britain.  
  5. Bald eagle penises have razor sharp edges.  The females like it rough.  
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